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alphabyte's Journal

Created on 2003-12-13 18:22:08 (#1553719), last updated 2003-12-18

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Name:alphabyte
Birthdate:10-03
Location:United States
Website:Turbulent
Bio
My real name is Robert Williams, but you may call me either Robbie, Robsie, or Robert.

I am fourteen years old, a stupid geek, and I am about five foot three in height. My personality depends on the dripping sarcasm that seeps from me, and the sadistism that irritates my entire self of being.

I own a couple of guinea pigs who won't shut up and are very annoying, but I love them anyway. I also like to have hot sex with Carli, my pet ferret. She really turns me on. Oohh burrrn.

I have been told by a few that I am cute, and had my cheeks pinched a lot. In further reference, I am cute and I would rather you punch me than to pinch my cheeks. Plus, at least you would get the pleasure out of pounding a lesser intelligent human being for hitting me. And I will get to run home crying to my mommy.

As you can tell, my sarcasm raided this biography. So poo on yuu.

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